1. You can’t stand being on ten likes
Gotta get those precious eleven likes – when the names turn to numbers, and the numbers turn to respect.
2. You have a favourite filter
Valencia 4ever.
3. And a hated filter
“Why is anybody still using Kelvin?” – you, worrying deep into the night.
3. You check obsessively for the orange notification after posting a photo
And if a photo gets too few likes, you delete it, and consider deleting your account and your life while you’re at it.
4. You have specific Instagram accounts you check daily
5. And you feel a bit put out when they don’t update often enough
Eh, excuse me. Where are the carefully curated photos of your life?
6. You have taken a picture like this
And you spent a significant amount of time doing it.
7. And this
#sundayvibes #officevibes #somanyvibes
8. You have delayed eating your food to get a good pic
You’re not proud of it, but THINK OF THE LIKES.
9. You regularly find yourself years back in someone’s account
It’s a very easy thing to do! And you learn so much.
10. Nothing makes you angrier than this
11. You know what ‘lb’ and ‘row for row’ mean
Not that you would ever USE them. You’re not that tacky.
12. Getting a great pic is a stellar achievement in your eyes
“The timing was just… right. You know?”.
13. But you know that Instagram is an addition to the fun, not a replacement for it
Kim knows:
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